Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Giuliani Channels Old Abe in Visions of Bush
Operating in a universe unknown -- possibly parallel but at the same time far, far away -- Rudy Giuliani, in a bid to court GOP conservatives to his chiefly cause by demonstrating delusional thoughts similar to those attending Sunday charismatic services as well as in Pat Robertson's daily TV Jesus briefing, compared Bush's Iraq Wars vision and predicament to those faced by Abraham Lincoln during America's Civil War. His delusions occured at New Hamphire's last standing GOP meeting hall.
A little scrutiny and honor's in order when one so easily throws Honest Abe's hat in with George Bush's. Let's detail the similarities or parallels, if you will, between the two great commanders and uniters:
One was integral in the formation of the GOP with the other presiding over its destruction.
One led troops in The Blackhawk War, the other in Blackhawk Down.
One is so incredibly removed from the people, bunkered down below in the bowels of D.C. with the vice-commander, telling those who disagree with him to go eff themselves while trying to brew the right bromide to keep America's stomach from vomiting in projectile fashion when they view Iraq's carcass and Iran's soon-to-be blood-stained carpets.. The other kept an open office to all citizens, both humble and powerful alike, and frequently stated his deepest desire to continue this practice to those near that tried to persuade him otherwise.
One waged war once attacked. The other continues to decide to be the attacker for the sake of waging war.
One came from legendary humble beginnings and was completely self-made. From an early age he was given increasing responsibilities to reward his trustworthiness and fair dealings. The other's daddy was the CIA's director, then President and easily placed his son in various positions of power -- where the son failed in all such placements and responsibilities.
Then there's that "Honest" moniker to contend with.
There is one, true similarity between the two Presidents that Giuliani should have shed light on in order for his analogy to fit at all: Both Presidents had miserable, unpopular drunks for Veeps.
A little scrutiny and honor's in order when one so easily throws Honest Abe's hat in with George Bush's. Let's detail the similarities or parallels, if you will, between the two great commanders and uniters:
One was integral in the formation of the GOP with the other presiding over its destruction.
One led troops in The Blackhawk War, the other in Blackhawk Down.
One is so incredibly removed from the people, bunkered down below in the bowels of D.C. with the vice-commander, telling those who disagree with him to go eff themselves while trying to brew the right bromide to keep America's stomach from vomiting in projectile fashion when they view Iraq's carcass and Iran's soon-to-be blood-stained carpets.. The other kept an open office to all citizens, both humble and powerful alike, and frequently stated his deepest desire to continue this practice to those near that tried to persuade him otherwise.
One waged war once attacked. The other continues to decide to be the attacker for the sake of waging war.
One came from legendary humble beginnings and was completely self-made. From an early age he was given increasing responsibilities to reward his trustworthiness and fair dealings. The other's daddy was the CIA's director, then President and easily placed his son in various positions of power -- where the son failed in all such placements and responsibilities.
Then there's that "Honest" moniker to contend with.
There is one, true similarity between the two Presidents that Giuliani should have shed light on in order for his analogy to fit at all: Both Presidents had miserable, unpopular drunks for Veeps.
Labels: Bush, Iran, Iraq, panderers, Rudy Giuliani
Friday, February 09, 2007
Bush Recieves Key to Baghdad After Hatchet "Benchmarks" Job
After hacking away at too much of everything -- lives, treasures, time, strategic advantage, good-will, etc. -- George Bush has finally reached his first benchmark in the war on terrorism. He can now claim that the Green Zone is secure. Huzzah!
Because of this long-awaited achievement, the City of Baghdad will present to George a backdoor key to Sadr City! This will fit nicely into the lock to the small closet he and his advisers huddle in to make sure his legacy leaves as a 'victory war President'.
A very nice pay-off, indeed.
And now the American citizenry has been invited to gaze once again on George Bush's Iraqi handiwork, straight from the elbow of the master. This shop class flunky has finally notched a set of way uberdue, ill-defined and unrealistic "benchmarks" that Iraqis will supposedly follow to curry military favors of The Pentagon for militia-of-the-week payouts to pals.
All of this just to form a last chance of any consensus out a dwindled and played out base -- as well as an ass extricating measure.
(On a side note, Bob Gates says that "...we are not planning for a war with Iran." Those college deans can lie with the best of 'em.)
Because of this long-awaited achievement, the City of Baghdad will present to George a backdoor key to Sadr City! This will fit nicely into the lock to the small closet he and his advisers huddle in to make sure his legacy leaves as a 'victory war President'.
A very nice pay-off, indeed.
And now the American citizenry has been invited to gaze once again on George Bush's Iraqi handiwork, straight from the elbow of the master. This shop class flunky has finally notched a set of way uberdue, ill-defined and unrealistic "benchmarks" that Iraqis will supposedly follow to curry military favors of The Pentagon for militia-of-the-week payouts to pals.
All of this just to form a last chance of any consensus out a dwindled and played out base -- as well as an ass extricating measure.
(On a side note, Bob Gates says that "...we are not planning for a war with Iran." Those college deans can lie with the best of 'em.)
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Bush's "Sprint to Finish" Portends Hamstrung Capabilities
With two short years left in his enfeebled presidency, George Bush has decided that he will "sprint to the finish" in order to finish off what's left of U.S. treasures. No one knows what his "finish" will be. Is it another line out of his terrorist playbook? Or, could it possibly be some secret, hidden tape of him and Condi sneaking a quickie in his underground bunker?
Some things are certain as Bush attempts to kick it up a notch. For one, our constitution will be assaulted further as he tries to grab more wartime, dictatorial powers ginned up by his actions in the Middle East. But this will probably lead to Bush's pulling up lame somewhere around the thirty-meter mark during his race to imperial glory. A big tumble should follow due to subsequent knee-jerking from crashing into too many hurdles. Then there's always the cinder rash from the burn part of crash-and-burn.
Please pass the Ben-Gay.
Some things are certain as Bush attempts to kick it up a notch. For one, our constitution will be assaulted further as he tries to grab more wartime, dictatorial powers ginned up by his actions in the Middle East. But this will probably lead to Bush's pulling up lame somewhere around the thirty-meter mark during his race to imperial glory. A big tumble should follow due to subsequent knee-jerking from crashing into too many hurdles. Then there's always the cinder rash from the burn part of crash-and-burn.
Please pass the Ben-Gay.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Iran to Backfill Bush's $1 Trillion Hole
Someone has to take over the responsibility for the soon-to-be one-trillion dollar Iraqi power vacuum created by George Bush's war machination. Iran looks to be the sweep since it's right next door and Bush has done such a fine job of calculation along with the depletion of our force capabilities.
What's George's brand, anyway? Is his vac an Oreck or a wreck? It's probably a wreck from all the inside mess created while playing war.
What's George's brand, anyway? Is his vac an Oreck or a wreck? It's probably a wreck from all the inside mess created while playing war.
Labels: Bush, Iran, Iraq, Joint Chiefs, policy failures, Rumsfeld, U.S. Military
Friday, September 22, 2006
Ahmadinejad Claims European 'Soft Spot'
Attempting to assuage appeasing western nations before time is called again at the U.N. in favor of Iran's nuke network, and with European geopolitik foremost in his turban filler, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today disclosed that he has a small piece of presbyter that inhabits his heart.
In fact, it's Scottish presbyter. Per Mahmoud, "Europe needn't worry on Iran's increased capacity for range, accuracy and payload since distant blood ties still bind according to ancient tribal customs that we stridently adhere to today in Iran!"
It turns out that Ahmadinejad's Klan-like "blood" line is bound by something altogether different since 'Mahmoud' gaelically translates to 'MacMud' - or 'Son of Mud' if you must.
Dust to dust, or Goetterdaemmerung?
cc: Anti-Semitism, Atlas Shrugs, Blue Star Chronicles, Dr. Sanity, Regime Change Iran
In fact, it's Scottish presbyter. Per Mahmoud, "Europe needn't worry on Iran's increased capacity for range, accuracy and payload since distant blood ties still bind according to ancient tribal customs that we stridently adhere to today in Iran!"
It turns out that Ahmadinejad's Klan-like "blood" line is bound by something altogether different since 'Mahmoud' gaelically translates to 'MacMud' - or 'Son of Mud' if you must.
Dust to dust, or Goetterdaemmerung?
cc: Anti-Semitism, Atlas Shrugs, Blue Star Chronicles, Dr. Sanity, Regime Change Iran
Labels: Ahmadinejad, Iran, nukes, U.N.
