Tuesday, October 31, 2006


Calculate the Growth Rate of George Bush's Eye-plank!

Question -- A telescoping plank that's currently 15 ft. high is buried in George Bush's eye at Ground Zero. It's supported by a 20 ft. brace that's being pushed at its base by the religious right toward Ground Zero at a rate of 30 ft/sec:

How fast is the plank growing when the religious right gets within 1 ft. of Bush's eye?

The first person who answers correctly receives an autographed picture of Abe Linkum via e-mail! Check in at Abe Linkum this Friday to view the key to this problem's exciting answer!

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