Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Hillary's Double-wide: A Hootin' Nanny's Dream Statehouse
Look for Hillary Clinton's new double-wide to drop in on top of a hill somewhere around Mobile, not by an Alabaman tornado but by the depressed, single-wide rental voters who like The Hootin' Nanny when she drawly states that y'all 'll be good-n-plenty by votin' fer her.
Mmm, mmm! Y'all thought I's a gonna write 'bout some britches to her pantysuits.
Regardless, let's all join in a good refrain of one of R.H. Bishop's finest to place the welcome mat for Hillary's campaign:
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HILLARY'S-CARPETBAGGING-DOUBLEWIDE-MOBILE, HO-OME
Mmm, mmm! Y'all thought I's a gonna write 'bout some britches to her pantysuits.
Regardless, let's all join in a good refrain of one of R.H. Bishop's finest to place the welcome mat for Hillary's campaign:
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HILLARY'S-CARPETBAGGING-DOUBLEWIDE-MOBILE, HO-OME
Labels: carpetbaggers, Hillary Clinton
