Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Hillary's Double-wide: A Hootin' Nanny's Dream Statehouse
Look for Hillary Clinton's new double-wide to drop in on top of a hill somewhere around Mobile, not by an Alabaman tornado but by the depressed, single-wide rental voters who like The Hootin' Nanny when she drawly states that y'all 'll be good-n-plenty by votin' fer her.
Mmm, mmm! Y'all thought I's a gonna write 'bout some britches to her pantysuits.
Regardless, let's all join in a good refrain of one of R.H. Bishop's finest to place the welcome mat for Hillary's campaign:
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HILLARY'S-CARPETBAGGING-DOUBLEWIDE-MOBILE, HO-OME
Mmm, mmm! Y'all thought I's a gonna write 'bout some britches to her pantysuits.
Regardless, let's all join in a good refrain of one of R.H. Bishop's finest to place the welcome mat for Hillary's campaign:
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HILLARY'S-CARPETBAGGING-DOUBLEWIDE-MOBILE, HO-OME
Labels: carpetbaggers, Hillary Clinton
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Will Hillary Hold Up Hugo's Citgo Stations?
Even though oil profits are insanely grotesque but still within palatability for sake of our insatiaty, and that Hillary Clinton yearns to nationalize American oil companies in the visage of her fellow socialitic, Boss Hugo Chavez, while never minding just for old times -- will she have the mangos to also sieze Chavez' Citgo profits stolen everyday at American gas pumps, many in inner-city areas, at rates equaling or exceeding Exxon's, to feed Baby Hugo's budding Megalo-MiniMart of Marxian proportions? Or hers?
Maybe Venezuela will be treated as an offshore tax loophole.
Maybe Venezuela will be treated as an offshore tax loophole.
Labels: Hillary Clinton, Hugo Chavez, petrocurrency
