Friday, October 20, 2006
Abe's Two-bit Caper of the Week
Abe's weekly two bits go to three stinking Akron, OH thieves who stole two auto fresheners worth about one bit -- landing them in jail nonetheless. Obviously a 'posse', the three geniuses apparently needed to refresh their mobility back to jail, since all have priors, and deftly responded to alerted officers' inquires by presenting the pine-scented pilferage to the officials while another attempted to drop off a loaded handgun close to a convenient trash can.
Two others, loaded hand guns and not air fresheners, were found in the car -- one for each stooge.
Two others, loaded hand guns and not air fresheners, were found in the car -- one for each stooge.
Labels: Two-bit capers
